FullShit

That's what I get for breaking my word of continuing to play cash games at FullShit Poker... Fucking unreal how I am Mike Matusow unlucky:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6641698632: Table Charles (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:03:54 ET - 2008/05/31
Seat 1: TheStudent3 ($93.65)
Seat 3: U2KILLERS ($128.50), is sitting out
Seat 4: maxarru ($36)
Seat 6: hsagle ($23.75)
hsagle posts the small blind of $0.50
TheStudent3 has 5 seconds left to act
TheStudent3 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [As Ac]
blade11000 sits down
blade11000 adds $40
maxarru has 15 seconds left to act
maxarru raises to $3.50
blade11000 adds $40
hsagle folds
TheStudent3 calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [Js 2h Kd]
TheStudent3 checks
maxarru bets $7.50
Lara400 sits down
Lara400 adds $100
TheStudent3 raises to $40
maxarru calls $25, and is all in
TheStudent3 shows [As Ac]
maxarru shows [Kc Qc]
Uncalled bet of $7.50 returned to TheStudent3
*** TURN *** [Js 2h Kd] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Js 2h Kd Ks] [Jh]
TheStudent3 shows two pair, Aces and Kings
maxarru shows a full house, Kings full of Jacks
maxarru wins the pot ($71.50) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $72.50 | Rake $1
Board: [Js 2h Kd Ks Jh]
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (big blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: U2KILLERS is sitting out
Seat 4: maxarru (button) showed [Kc Qc] and won ($71.50) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
Seat 6: hsagle (small blind) folded before the Flop

Fuck You Poker Stars

The Omaha 'one live card' special for the opponent topped another terrible session... Are you fucking kidding me on how bad I run (quote Mike "The Mouth")??

PokerStars Game #17689620521: Tournament #89694554, $15+$1 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/05/25 - 19:19:43 (ET)
Table '89694554 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OGBruinMike (5056 in chips)
Seat 3: WPTunderdog (1742 in chips)
Seat 4: justamomnca (1746 in chips)
Seat 5: cpaguy999 (4956 in chips)
WPTunderdog: posts small blind 200
justamomnca: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPTunderdog [Ac 2h Kh As]
cpaguy999: calls 400
OGBruinMike: calls 400
WPTunderdog: raises 1342 to 1742 and is all-in
justamomnca: folds
cpaguy999: calls 1342
OGBruinMike: folds
*** FLOP *** [2c 5c Ts]
*** TURN *** [2c 5c Ts] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [2c 5c Ts 6h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WPTunderdog: shows [Ac 2h Kh As] (HI: a pair of Aces)
cpaguy999: shows [Kd 6c 2s Ah] (HI: two pair, Sixes and Deuces)
cpaguy999 collected 4284 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4284 | Rake 0
Board [2c 5c Ts 6h Jd]
Seat 1: OGBruinMike (button) folded before Flop
Seat 3: WPTunderdog (small blind) showed [Ac 2h Kh As] and lost with HI: a pair of Aces
Seat 4: justamomnca (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: cpaguy999 showed [Kd 6c 2s Ah] and won (4284) with HI: two pair, Sixes and Deuces

Losing Streak Continues...

Moving to Omaha, that didn't help... yet. I'm gonna say I'm happy this was just a SnG but soon, I'm probably gonna wish I stopped playing the way I'm running... Not the typicalFull-Shit Poker 3 or 2 outer on the river, but the 4 outer stings just as much...

Full Tilt Poker Game #6417441750: $11 + $0.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (48807701), Table 1 - 50/100 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 19:51:07 ET - 2008/05/14
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (1,300)
Seat 2: kflynnie (1,700)
kflynnie posts the small blind of 50
TheStudent3 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Js Ts 9s Th]
kflynnie calls 50
TheStudent3 raises to 300
kflynnie calls 200
*** FLOP *** [5d Qs Ks]
TheStudent3 bets 600
kflynnie calls 600
*** TURN *** [5d Qs Ks] [4s]
TheStudent3 bets 400, and is all in
kflynnie calls 400
TheStudent3 shows [Js Ts 9s Th]
kflynnie shows [Kd 6h 3h Qh]
*** RIVER *** [5d Qs Ks 4s] [Kh]
TheStudent3 shows a flush, King high
kflynnie shows a full house, Kings full of Queens
kflynnie wins the pot (2,600) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
TheStudent3 stands up
kflynnie stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,600 | Rake 0
Board: [5d Qs Ks 4s Kh]
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (big blind) showed [Js Ts 9s Th] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 2: kflynnie (small blind) showed [Kd 6h 3h Qh] and won (2,600) with a full house, Kings full of Queens

More Bad Luck at FTP... I guess it's No Surprise

5 loses in a row... Mostly to suckouts like this latest one:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6318280650: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (48074182), Table 1 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:30:32 ET - 2008/05/07
Seat 1: veronicacorning (1,405)
Seat 2: iakbest (2,710)
Seat 4: pokerpro608 (1,625)
Seat 5: Johnny No Pair (1,175)
Seat 6: tr0nllam (2,165)
Seat 7: Bababooey76 (3,050)
Seat 9: TheStudent3 (1,370)
TheStudent3 posts the small blind of 60
veronicacorning posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [As Kd]
iakbest folds
pokerpro608 calls 120
Johnny No Pair folds
tr0nllam folds
Bababooey76 has 15 seconds left to act
Bababooey76 folds
TheStudent3 raises to 800
veronicacorning folds
pokerpro608 raises to 1,625, and is all in
TheStudent3 calls 570, and is all in
pokerpro608 shows [Kc Td]
TheStudent3 shows [As Kd]
Uncalled bet of 255 returned to pokerpro608
*** FLOP *** [8d 6c Jc]
*** TURN *** [8d 6c Jc] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [8d 6c Jc Ac] [Qc]
pokerpro608 shows a flush, Ace high
TheStudent3 shows a pair of Aces
pokerpro608 wins the pot (2,860) with a flush, Ace high
TheStudent3 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,860 | Rake 0
Board: [8d 6c Jc Ac Qc]
Seat 1: veronicacorning (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: iakbest didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: pokerpro608 showed [Kc Td] and won (2,860) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Johnny No Pair didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: tr0nllam didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Bababooey76 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: TheStudent3 (small blind) showed [As Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces

A Little Poker Analysis: Sometimes your Read is Right...

My analysis from the flop of Q-Q-2... My intention of this flop was to check out of position to see what my opponent would do... Most likely, if he bet, I would put him on air as people tend not to bet trips esp. when the bet is pot-sized... I figured he was trying to steal the pot right out and maybe he had something like a small pair (ended up being half true) or an Ace high that whiffed... So with that in mind, I decided to shove and he Phil Hellmuth-INSTA-calls with a pair of 7s!? I mean, it was a great call, but an INSTA-call?!

Full Tilt Poker Game #6273049822: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (47744336), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:59:39 ET - 2008/05/03
Seat 1: makeudance (2,770)
Seat 2: whitekenyan (1,245)
Seat 4: Jibba Junior (1,730)
Seat 5: srk444 (1,300)
Seat 7: TheStudent3 (2,160)
Seat 8: StAcK3d (2,510)
Seat 9: Mark Stoner (1,785)
Mark Stoner posts the small blind of 30
makeudance posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [6h 6s]
whitekenyan folds
Jibba Junior folds
srk444 folds
TheStudent3 raises to 180
StAcK3d calls 180
Mark Stoner folds
makeudance folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2c Qs]
TheStudent3 checks
StAcK3d bets 450
TheStudent3 raises to 1,980, and is all in
StAcK3d calls 1,530
TheStudent3 shows [6h 6s]
StAcK3d shows [7h 7s]
*** TURN *** [Qh 2c Qs] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2c Qs Kc] [Ks]
TheStudent3 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
StAcK3d shows two pair, Kings and Queens
StAcK3d wins the pot (4,410) with two pair, Kings and Queens
TheStudent3 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,410 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 2c Qs Kc Ks]
Seat 1: makeudance (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: whitekenyan didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Jibba Junior didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: srk444 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: TheStudent3 showed [6h 6s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 8: StAcK3d (button) showed [7h 7s] and won (4,410) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 9: Mark Stoner (small blind) folded before the Flop