Full Shit River... Nothing New

I will never play another FTP NL Holdem Cash game again...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5842166721: Table Tumbling - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:40:25 ET - 2008/03/30
Seat 1: Ihh-Ahh ($20)
Seat 2: mrelectrolux ($12.70)
Seat 3: valpo_91 ($92.05)
Seat 4: Ruska Tupp ($44.70)
Seat 5: TheUNIT2 ($98)
Seat 6: JHORNiGOLD ($79)
Seat 7: Moor Rekop ($26.90)
Seat 8: EHayes11 ($95)
Seat 9: TheStudent3 ($99)
mrelectrolux: gh
TheStudent3 posts the small blind of $0.50
Ihh-Ahh posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Kd Kc]
valpo_91: ty
mrelectrolux folds
valpo_91 folds
Ruska Tupp folds
TheUNIT2 folds
JHORNiGOLD folds
Moor Rekop folds
EHayes11 folds
TheStudent3 raises to $3.55
Ihh-Ahh calls $2.55
*** FLOP *** [2h 7d 9c]
TheStudent3 bets $7.10
Ihh-Ahh raises to $16.45, and is all in
TheStudent3 calls $9.35
Ihh-Ahh shows [7h Qh]
TheStudent3 shows [Kd Kc]
*** TURN *** [2h 7d 9c] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [2h 7d 9c 5c] [Qc]
Ihh-Ahh shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
TheStudent3 shows a pair of Kings
Ihh-Ahh wins the pot ($38) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $40 | Rake $2
Board: [2h 7d 9c 5c Qc]
Seat 1: Ihh-Ahh (big blind) showed [7h Qh] and won ($38) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 2: mrelectrolux didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: valpo_91 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Ruska Tupp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: TheUNIT2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JHORNiGOLD didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Moor Rekop didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: EHayes11 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: TheStudent3 (small blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings

Ace Carolla Survives Week 1 of DWTS

I have never laughed so hard watching DWTS, but this obviously was in a good way... My fav. mourning radio talkshow host and comedian Adam Carolla put aside is mouth (temporarily) and put on a pair of dancing shoes, something I thought he'd never do. In his first dance, Ace was screwed and got 5s from all of the judges... Even more controversial (or at least, that's what everybody did), while judge Carrie Ann was revealing her scores, Ace let the "bitch" and/or "witch" remark out!! The next morning on his show, Adam jokingly remarks that he was talking to his publicist "Mitch" while Teresa states isn't your publicist name Lewis... lol... Adam's the best!!

Here's a video of Adam's 1st dance edited w/Adam signing Gary Puckett's "Young Girl" below... I also loved the reference that Adam made when talking to Jimmy Kimmel in explaining reaching for the sky/stars... Apparently, the lovely Juliann told Adam to look up and away like you're poo/fart doesn't stink...



And for kicks, the 2nd dance (Samba) below editing w/Ranchero music (both videos found here too)... Gotta love the slick finger point, almost getting kicked in the face, the "too hot" point to the ass, and the reverse ninja roll!!

Full Shit One Outer on the High

Full Tilt Poker Game #5544965804: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (42201282), Table 1 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 22:57:50 ET - 2008/03/07
Seat 1: smoknjo13 (1,485)
Seat 2: TheStudent3 (1,470)
Seat 3: crazy logic (1,500)
Seat 4: Big Daddy 2223 (1,500)
Seat 5: nijatime (1,440)
Seat 6: congun (1,665)
Seat 7: TopDogAL (1,500)
Seat 8: vegascat111 (1,440)
Seat 9: coachgolf (1,500)
TheStudent3 posts the small blind of 15
crazy logic posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [7h 9s 7s As]
Big Daddy 2223 folds
nijatime folds
congun calls 30
TopDogAL folds
vegascat111 calls 30
coachgolf calls 30
smoknjo13 folds
TheStudent3 calls 15
crazy logic checks
*** FLOP *** [3c 7d 3s]
TheStudent3 bets 150
crazy logic folds
congun raises to 600
vegascat111 folds
coachgolf folds
TheStudent3 raises to 1,440, and is all in
congun calls 840
TheStudent3 shows [7h 9s 7s As]
congun shows [4d 3h Qc Ah]
*** TURN *** [3c 7d 3s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [3c 7d 3s 3d] [Ac]
TheStudent3 shows a full house, Sevens full of Threes, for high
congun shows four of a kind, Threes, for high
congun wins the pot (3,030) with four of a kind, Threes
TheStudent3 stands up
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,030 | Rake 0
Board: [3c 7d 3s 3d Ac]
Seat 1: smoknjo13 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: TheStudent3 (small blind) showed [7h 9s 7s As] and lost with HI: a full house, Sevens full of Threes
Seat 3: crazy logic (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Big Daddy 2223 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: nijatime didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: congun showed [4d 3h Qc Ah] and won (3,030) with HI: four of a kind, Threes
Seat 7: TopDogAL didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: vegascat111 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: coachgolf folded on the Flop