Impact!

Two back-to-back Impact shows topped w/Scott Steiner's return and the massacre of Sting and Abyss. Hide the kiddies!!

TNA Victory Road and Impact for July 19

Some highlights from TNA Victory Road including a sick cutter off the top of the rope of the Ultimate X:



The Return of Triple X on Impact: Senshi (Low Ki), "Prime Time" Elix Skipper, and "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!!

Full Shit Again

So sick: Flopped the nut flush and the guy flopped 2nd nut flush and hit runner runner full house on me. The guy has no low outs and is drawing to a paired board and low and behold, Full Shit Poker, you never cease to destroy me...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2922316729: Table Fitzgerald - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 1:59:39 ET - 2007/07/12
Seat 1: vinhcalio ($48.50)
Seat 2: balthazarr ($99)
Seat 3: Mav125 ($53.80)
Seat 4: MegaDisgruntled ($153.20)
Seat 5: Robfish ($88.25)
Seat 6: OzCanuck ($169.85)
Seat 7: Jesusfreak ($99), is sitting out
Seat 8: TheStudent3 ($106.60)
Seat 9: smr ($18.15)
balthazarr posts the small blind of $0.50
Mav125 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Jc Ad 5d 7h]
MegaDisgruntled calls $1
Robfish folds
OzCanuck folds
TheStudent3 calls $1
smr calls $1
vinhcalio calls $1
balthazarr has 15 seconds left to act
balthazarr calls $0.50
Mav125 checks
*** FLOP *** [9d 2d 8d]
balthazarr checks
Mav125 checks
MegaDisgruntled checks
TheStudent3 bets $6
smr folds
vinhcalio calls $6
balthazarr calls $6
Mav125 has 15 seconds left to act
Mav125 folds
MegaDisgruntled folds
*** TURN *** [9d 2d 8d] [Kc]
balthazarr checks
TheStudent3 bets $24
vinhcalio has 15 seconds left to act
vinhcalio raises to $41.50, and is all in
balthazarr folds
TheStudent3 has 15 seconds left to act
TheStudent3 calls $17.50
vinhcalio shows [Ks 3d Kd Ts]
TheStudent3 shows [Jc Ad 5d 7h]
*** RIVER *** [9d 2d 8d Kc] [8s]
vinhcalio shows a full house, Kings full of Eights, for high
TheStudent3 shows a flush, Ace high, for high
vinhcalio wins the pot ($104) with a full house, Kings full of Eights
Jesusfreak has been disconnected
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $107 | Rake $3
Board: [9d 2d 8d Kc 8s]
Seat 1: vinhcalio (button) showed [Ks 3d Kd Ts] and won ($104) with HI: a full house, Kings full of Eights
Seat 2: balthazarr (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Mav125 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: MegaDisgruntled folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Robfish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: OzCanuck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Jesusfreak is sitting out
Seat 8: TheStudent3 showed [Jc Ad 5d 7h] and lost with HI: a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: smr folded on the Flop

As I Mentioned, It's called Full Shit Poker

Had nut high and low on turn with a flush draw and the river quartered me... typical Full Shit Poker



Full Tilt Poker Game #2860852917: Table GateauOrMort - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 19:26:50 ET - 2007/07/05
Seat 1: paulyman13 ($18.55)
Seat 3: Oxmox18 ($38.50)
Seat 4: noledog ($66.80)
Seat 6: shymdog ($45.10)
Seat 7: TheStudent3 ($101.65)
Seat 8: cf2276 ($93.55)
Seat 9: MKTILT ($57.20)
shymdog posts the small blind of $0.50
TheStudent3 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [3s 8h 6s 2d]
cf2276 has 15 seconds left to act
MKTILT stands up
cf2276 folds
MKTILT folds
paulyman13 calls $1
Oxmox18 calls $1
noledog calls $1
shymdog calls $0.50
TheStudent3 checks
*** FLOP *** [7s Ac 5s]
shymdog checks
TheStudent3 bets $4
paulyman13 calls $4
Oxmox18 folds
noledog calls $4
shymdog folds
*** TURN *** [7s Ac 5s] [4c]
TheStudent3 bets $17
paulyman13 folds
noledog raises to $61.80, and is all in
TheStudent3 calls $44.80
noledog shows [3c 7h 2c Jc]
TheStudent3 shows [3s 8h 6s 2d]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ac 5s 4c] [6c]
noledog shows a flush, Ace high, for high andnoledog shows 5,4,3,2,A, for low
TheStudent3 shows a straight, Eight high, for high andTheStudent3 shows 5,4,3,2,A, for low
noledog wins the high pot ($68.80) with a flush, Ace high
TheStudent3 ties for the low pot ($34.40) with 5,4,3,2,A
noledog ties for the low pot ($34.40) with 5,4,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $140.60 | Rake $3
Board: [7s Ac 5s 4c 6c]
Seat 1: paulyman13 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Oxmox18 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: noledog (button) showed [3c 7h 2c Jc] and won ($103.20) with HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 6: shymdog (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: TheStudent3 (big blind) showed [3s 8h 6s 2d] and won ($34.40) with HI: a straight, Eight high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 8: cf2276 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: MKTILT didn't bet (folded)

The Steal of the NBA Draft by the Blazers

Ok, by now you know that Greg Oden was the big #1 pick of the 2007 NBA Draft that shall revive BlazerMania, but damn, the steal of the draft has to be getting Rudy Fernandez from the Phoenix Suns!! This guy is unreal and instead of hearing my man Charles Barkley yelling Manu, he's gonna have to start yelling Rudy!! Ginobili, eat your heart out with this vid:

Final Table Alert

In the words of the great Bill Fillmaff, "Full Shit Poker" and it's Fantasy Freeroll Omaha High Event 33 that I'm final tablin' Come stop by if you are reading this and say hi!!

*** Update... finished in 4th... for $130