Fuck FTP

This says it all about my luck and Full Tilt Poker:

WTF was this Guy Thinking?!

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2682600315: Table Mariner Cove - $1/$2 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 13:54:52 ET - 2007/06/16
Seat 1: Love64 ($70.55)
Seat 2: TheStudent3 ($325.05)
Seat 3: maddog8 ($79.20), is sitting out
Seat 4: 702poker ($194.10)
Seat 5: Cubs1 ($58.45)
Seat 6: The Rep ($41.30)
Seat 7: nutznbolz ($86.80)
Seat 8: sinisterwayz ($72.30)
Seat 9: fourth_street1 ($99.25)
702poker posts the small blind of $1
Cubs1 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Js As Ah Kd]
The Rep calls $2
nutznbolz folds
sinisterwayz calls $2
fourth_street1 calls $2
Love64 folds
TheStudent3 calls $2
702poker folds
Cubs1 checks
*** FLOP *** [7s Kc Ts]
Cubs1 checks
The Rep checks
sinisterwayz checks
fourth_street1 checks
TheStudent3 bets $8
Cubs1 has 15 seconds left to act
Cubs1 folds
The Rep folds
sinisterwayz folds
fourth_street1 calls $8
*** TURN *** [7s Kc Ts] [8s]
fourth_street1 checks
TheStudent3 bets $27
fourth_street1 calls $27
*** RIVER *** [7s Kc Ts 8s] [5h]
fourth_street1 checks
TheStudent3 bets $63
fourth_street1 calls $62.25, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $0.75 returned to TheStudent3
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheStudent3 shows [Js As Ah Kd] a flush, Ace high, for high
fourth_street1 shows [3c Ac 7d 2h] a pair of Sevens, for high and 8,7,5,2,A, for low
TheStudent3 wins the high pot ($101.25) with a flush, Ace high
fourth_street1 wins the low pot ($101.25) with 8,7,5,2,A
702poker adds $6.90
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $205.50 | Rake $3
Board: [7s Kc Ts 8s 5h]
Seat 1: Love64 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: TheStudent3 (button) showed [Js As Ah Kd] and won ($101.25) with HI: a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: maddog8 is sitting out
Seat 4: 702poker (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Cubs1 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: The Rep folded on the Flop
Seat 7: nutznbolz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: sinisterwayz folded on the Flop
Seat 9: fourth_street1 showed [3c Ac 7d 2h] and won ($101.25) with HI: a pair of Sevens; LO: 8,7,5,2,A

Good Luck Phil!!

Tonight, Phil Hellmuth Jr. has a chance to make history as he has made a final table of the WSOP's Event # 15: $1500 NL Tourny Event and will be going for a record 11th bracelet... As my favorite poker player and for the poker community, I hope he takes it down (with maybe one or two bad beats here and there for some good TV) ;-D

Donk Rewarded Again for Chasing w/A5 Low and Idiot hits Gutshot for High...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2634550236: Table Pascal (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 23:13:43 ET - 2007/06/10
Seat 1: chipsleader94 ($34.65)
Seat 2: TheStudent3 ($77.45)
Seat 3: AKGLASS ($41.20)
Seat 4: Cjam ($31.40)
Seat 5: x EvilTiki x ($29.70)
Cjam posts the small blind of $0.50
x EvilTiki x has 5 seconds left to act
x EvilTiki x posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [8c 7d 7h Ac]
chipsleader94 folds
TheStudent3 calls $1
AKGLASS folds
Cjam calls $0.50
x EvilTiki x checks
*** FLOP *** [8d Qs 2h]
Cjam bets $1
x EvilTiki x calls $1
TheStudent3 raises to $4.50
Cjam calls $3.50
x EvilTiki x calls $3.50
*** TURN *** [8d Qs 2h] [3d]
Cjam has 15 seconds left to act
FTGODlovesme sits down
Cjam checks
FTGODlovesme adds $40
x EvilTiki x checks
TheStudent3 bets $16.50
Cjam calls $16.50
x EvilTiki x raises to $24.20, and is all in
TheStudent3 calls $7.70
Cjam calls $7.70
*** RIVER *** [8d Qs 2h 3d] [6c]
Cjam checks
TheStudent3 bets $2
Cjam calls $1.70, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $0.30 returned to TheStudent3
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheStudent3 shows [8c 7d 7h Ac] a pair of Eights, for high and 7,6,3,2,A, for low
Cjam shows [7s 5s As Js] Ace Queen high, for high and 6,5,3,2,A, for low
TheStudent3 wins the high side pot ($1.70) with a pair of Eights
Cjam wins the low side pot ($1.70) with 6,5,3,2,A
x EvilTiki x shows [4s 2s Qh 5c] a straight, Six high, for high and 6,5,4,3,2, for low
x EvilTiki x wins the high main pot ($43.05) with a straight, Six high
Cjam wins the low main pot ($43.05) with 6,5,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $92.50 Main pot $89.10. Side pot $3.40. | Rake $3
Board: [8d Qs 2h 3d 6c]
Seat 1: chipsleader94 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: TheStudent3 showed [8c 7d 7h Ac] and won ($1.70) with HI: a pair of Eights; LO: 7,6,3,2,A
Seat 3: AKGLASS (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Cjam (small blind) showed [7s 5s As Js] and won ($44.75) with HI: Ace Queen high; LO: 6,5,3,2,A
Seat 5: x EvilTiki x (big blind) showed [4s 2s Qh 5c] and won ($43.05) with HI: a straight, Six high; LO: 6,5,4,3,2

Another Stars Special

PokerStars Game #10256188033: Tournament #51975088, $15+$1 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/06/03 - 19:33:37 (ET)
Table '51975088 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: WPTunderdog (2180 in chips)
Seat 3: Jimmy_PSP (1248 in chips)
Seat 5: duracuir11 (3029 in chips)
Seat 6: cpaguy999 (2772 in chips)
Seat 7: Evil Danmo (1481 in chips)
Seat 8: traintk (300 in chips)
Seat 9: Wired Fives (2490 in chips)
Wired Fives: posts small blind 150
WPTunderdog: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPTunderdog [Jd Ts As Ah]
Jimmy_PSP: folds
duracuir11: folds
cpaguy999: folds
Evil Danmo: raises 750 to 1050
traintk: folds
Wired Fives: folds
WPTunderdog: raises 750 to 1800
Evil Danmo: calls 431 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3c Td 9d]
*** TURN *** [3c Td 9d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [3c Td 9d 2c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WPTunderdog: shows [Jd Ts As Ah] (HI: a pair of Aces)
Evil Danmo: shows [3d 2s 9h 9s] (HI: three of a kind, Nines)
Evil Danmo collected 3112 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3112 | Rake 0
Board [3c Td 9d 2c 5c]
Seat 2: WPTunderdog (big blind) showed [Jd Ts As Ah] and lost with HI: a pair of Aces
Seat 3: Jimmy_PSP folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: duracuir11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: cpaguy999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Evil Danmo showed [3d 2s 9h 9s] and won (3112) with HI: three of a kind, Nines
Seat 8: traintk (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Wired Fives (small blind) folded before Flop