Be My Yuwie Friend!!

What is Yuwie you ask? Well, it's a new networking place that could have the same boom like Myspace or Facebook have had BUT their gimmick (a good one I may add) is that they will pay you for referrals and page hits! I recently just joined from finding out about this from Mike Matusow and Daniel Negreanu's Myspace pages respectfully... So if you are into the Myspace/Facebook hooplah, and like networking/finding old or new friends, give it a try... You got nothing to lose and all to gain!!

Super Monday

Things to consider watching tonight:

* Double header Monday Night Football: Ravens at Bengals (4:00pm PST) and the Cardinals at my 49ers (7:15pm PST)
* High Stakes Poker (6:00pm PST)
* WWE Raw (9:00pm): Who will be "revealed" as Vince McMahon's "Bastard" son?!

Wish I had a Tivo or multiple TVs lol...

My FullShitPoker Cooler of the Night...

What a happy b-day present FTP aka FSP gives to me... and of course, the guy pulls the ol' hit and run technique so I don't get a chance at revenge:

Bad Omaha H/L Laydown... What Would You have Done!!

Wow, I can't believe I laid this down? I will post the Omaha-hand history below, but I had top set in a 4 way pot(the nuts on the turn) and the river brought a two-way straight on board (6-8 or 8-10)... Knowing this is FTP and it loves to bad beat and/or river me, I figured at least one of my opponents to have stayed in and chased the straight, and me being out of position with no low, I thought these all were good reasons to fold. To my disbelief, I folded the best high hand and had to leave before I went on tilt...

What would you have done:

Full Tilt Poker Game #3492279150: Table Twin Lakes - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 19:45:42 ET - 2007/09/07
Seat 1: Dustydawg ($18.15)
Seat 2: GoBaja ($36.50)
Seat 3: I Love VJ ($57.75)
Seat 4: AVATAR765 ($72.60)
Seat 5: CrazyLeaf ($97.50)
Seat 6: ChurchsChicken ($218)
Seat 7: TheStudent3 ($94)
Seat 8: ConniePBaby ($96.15), is sitting out
Seat 9: Ima Lilteapot ($121.10)
CrazyLeaf posts the small blind of $0.50
ChurchsChicken posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Kh As Ah 5h]
TheStudent3 calls $1
Ima Lilteapot calls $1
Dustydawg folds
GoBaja folds
I Love VJ calls $1
AVATAR765 folds
CrazyLeaf calls $0.50
ChurchsChicken checks
*** FLOP *** [9h Ad 5d]
CrazyLeaf checks
ChurchsChicken checks
TheStudent3 bets $4
Ima Lilteapot calls $4
I Love VJ calls $4
CrazyLeaf calls $4
ChurchsChicken folds
*** TURN *** [9h Ad 5d] [Jc]
CrazyLeaf checks
TheStudent3 bets $21
Ima Lilteapot calls $21
I Love VJ calls $21
CrazyLeaf calls $21
*** RIVER *** [9h Ad 5d Jc] [7c]
CrazyLeaf has 15 seconds left to act
CrazyLeaf bets $40
TheStudent3 has 15 seconds left to act
TheStudent3 has requested TIME
TheStudent3 folds
Ima Lilteapot calls $40
I Love VJ calls $31.75, and is all in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CrazyLeaf shows [Qd 8d 2c 3d] Ace Queen high, for high and 7,5,3,2,A, for low
Ima Lilteapot shows [5s Qc 9c 5c] three of a kind, Fives, for high
Ima Lilteapot wins the high side pot ($8.25) with three of a kind, Fives
CrazyLeaf wins the low side pot ($8.25) with 7,5,3,2,A
I Love VJ mucks
Ima Lilteapot wins the high main pot ($98.65) with three of a kind, Fives
CrazyLeaf wins the low main pot ($98.60) with 7,5,3,2,A
I Love VJ is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $216.75 Main pot $200.25. Side pot $16.50. | Rake $3
Board: [9h Ad 5d Jc 7c]
Seat 1: Dustydawg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: GoBaja didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: I Love VJ mucked [9s Qh 2d 4d] - HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 7,5,4,2,A
Seat 4: AVATAR765 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: CrazyLeaf (small blind) showed [Qd 8d 2c 3d] and won ($106.85) with HI: Ace Queen high; LO: 7,5,3,2,A
Seat 6: ChurchsChicken (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: TheStudent3 folded on the River
Seat 8: ConniePBaby is sitting out
Seat 9: Ima Lilteapot showed [5s Qc 9c 5c] and won ($106.90) with HI: three of a kind, Fives

Full Shit Poker: You never cease to piss me off!!

The title says it all... All this mo'fo had was a gutshot in which I had two of the jacks that he needed and what does Ray Bitar do...

Full Shit Poker Unlucky River Again

This is not that sick of a beat but this is like the hundredth time "ak47" has drawout on me... This guy was on tilt and was ready to go broke but like Lee Jones, Ray Bitar has to do something so the numbnuts can return...

"Bobby" to be on the Upcoming Surivivor

What happens when poker players take on reality TV...? Well, I don't know the answer to that question as I was awaiting for Phil Hellmuth to take on "Macho Man" Randy Savage in the steel cage on the next Surreal Life, but as it turns up now after scrolling the CBS Survivor site, bad-boy "Bobby" Jean-Robert Bellande will be one of the contestants in this fall's return of Survivor: China. Now Bobby is known for his quote, "Excellent laydown!" (One of my favs), but was it wise for Bobby to "laydown" poker to take on Survivor? I'll definitely be tuning into this season of the show to catch Bobby in China... For some proof, check out Jean-Robert's Survivor profile here.

Why Must my Card Hit After I fold

Thank you PokerRiverStars... Everyone draws out on me and when I make a great fold like this, you punish me...

PokerStars Game #11577089250: Tournament #57898632, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/08/19 - 16:26:28 (ET)
Table '57898632 2008' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Hadrian73 (11150 in chips)
Seat 2: Trey Phenix (5650 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: outehbzero (4615 in chips)
Seat 4: rlover (7250 in chips)
Seat 5: bigfella1975 (3980 in chips)
Seat 6: WPTunderdog (3610 in chips)
Seat 7: ct987654 (2040 in chips)
Seat 8: crxidnpainls (13375 in chips)
Seat 9: gsa1139 (2930 in chips)
bigfella1975: posts small blind 100
WPTunderdog: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPTunderdog [Qh Qs]
Trey Phenix is connected
Trey Phenix has returned
ct987654: folds
crxidnpainls: folds
gsa1139: folds
bigfella1975 said, "i only have 2 left"
Hadrian73: raises 200 to 400
Trey Phenix: calls 400
WPTunderdog said, "hehe"
outehbzero: calls 400
rlover: raises 800 to 1200
bigfella1975: folds
WPTunderdog: folds
Hadrian73: raises 9950 to 11150 and is all-in
Trey Phenix: folds
outehbzero: folds
rlover: calls 6050 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4d 7s]
*** TURN *** [Jd 4d 7s] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4d 7s Qc] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hadrian73: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
rlover: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Hadrian73 collected 15600 from pot
matlisa is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15600 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 4d 7s Qc 7c]
Seat 1: Hadrian73 showed [As Ah] and won (15600) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: Trey Phenix folded before Flop
Seat 3: outehbzero folded before Flop
Seat 4: rlover (button) showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 5: bigfella1975 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: WPTunderdog (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ct987654 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: crxidnpainls folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: gsa1139 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Fuck Full Shit Poker!!

Why Ray Why?! He stacks off on the flop with middle pair, gut shot str8 and weak backdoor flush with no low?



Full Tilt Poker Game #3264425649: Table Kokoma (6 max) - $1/$2 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 21:16:14 ET - 2007/08/15
Seat 1: TheStudent3 ($194)
Seat 2: Mr Vega ($198)
Seat 3: imallin93 ($60.70)
Seat 4: Galeforce12 ($168.50)
Seat 5: The Pipe ($158)
Seat 6: corsa180 ($194.15)
The Pipe posts the small blind of $1
corsa180 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [9c Js Qc Jh]
TheStudent3 calls $2
Mr Vega calls $2
imallin93 calls $2
Galeforce12 calls $2
The Pipe raises to $10
corsa180 calls $8
TheStudent3 calls $8
Mr Vega calls $8
imallin93 calls $8
Galeforce12 folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 2d Jc]
The Pipe checks
corsa180 checks
TheStudent3 bets $52
Mr Vega folds
imallin93 calls $50.70, and is all in
The Pipe folds
corsa180 folds
TheStudent3 shows [9c Js Qc Jh]
imallin93 shows [7s Td 8s 7d]
corsa180 is sitting out
Uncalled bet of $1.30 returned to TheStudent3
*** TURN *** [Th 2d Jc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Th 2d Jc Qd] [8d]
TheStudent3 shows a straight, Queen high, for high
imallin93 shows a flush, Queen high, for high
imallin93 wins the pot ($150.40) with a flush, Queen high
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $153.40 | Rake $3
Board: [Th 2d Jc Qd 8d]
Seat 1: TheStudent3 showed [9c Js Qc Jh] and lost with HI: a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: Mr Vega folded on the Flop
Seat 3: imallin93 showed [7s Td 8s 7d] and won ($150.40) with HI: a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: Galeforce12 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: The Pipe (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: corsa180 (big blind) folded on the Flop

What a Cooler

Short-handed Omaha H/L, my opponent has A-A-x-x while I have the A-K-K-x where the flop comes A-K-2 with 2 diamonds... It appears to be a great flop short-handed... I figure my opponent to have either the typical A-2 or flush draw, or even a 3-4 low draw... My opponent must have the 2 case Aces to beat me... I don't have enough notes on the guy but normally, the case is that these guys don't hold A-A (probably could have gotten away from it at a full table) but FTP has to dish out another ugly situation for me...

Full Shit River

Fucking Full Tilt Poker aka FullShitPoker cooler here... We get it all in on the turn, I have 2 pair and the nut low and a gut shot wheel draw (5 ball needed: river pocket)... I surprised he had a set of 7s (put him on an A-A-x-x or an A-2-x-x) but none the less I am guaranteed the low as long as an Ace or a deuce comes off (He has 2 aces in the whole I have one, so one ace as an out and I have a deuce so 3 outs or less pending if anyone else had a deuce and no more that 4 outs to counterfeit), but of course, I think you know what happened on the river: the FTP aka FSP fucking river counterfeit!!

Impact!

Two back-to-back Impact shows topped w/Scott Steiner's return and the massacre of Sting and Abyss. Hide the kiddies!!

TNA Victory Road and Impact for July 19

Some highlights from TNA Victory Road including a sick cutter off the top of the rope of the Ultimate X:



The Return of Triple X on Impact: Senshi (Low Ki), "Prime Time" Elix Skipper, and "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!!

Full Shit Again

So sick: Flopped the nut flush and the guy flopped 2nd nut flush and hit runner runner full house on me. The guy has no low outs and is drawing to a paired board and low and behold, Full Shit Poker, you never cease to destroy me...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2922316729: Table Fitzgerald - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 1:59:39 ET - 2007/07/12
Seat 1: vinhcalio ($48.50)
Seat 2: balthazarr ($99)
Seat 3: Mav125 ($53.80)
Seat 4: MegaDisgruntled ($153.20)
Seat 5: Robfish ($88.25)
Seat 6: OzCanuck ($169.85)
Seat 7: Jesusfreak ($99), is sitting out
Seat 8: TheStudent3 ($106.60)
Seat 9: smr ($18.15)
balthazarr posts the small blind of $0.50
Mav125 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Jc Ad 5d 7h]
MegaDisgruntled calls $1
Robfish folds
OzCanuck folds
TheStudent3 calls $1
smr calls $1
vinhcalio calls $1
balthazarr has 15 seconds left to act
balthazarr calls $0.50
Mav125 checks
*** FLOP *** [9d 2d 8d]
balthazarr checks
Mav125 checks
MegaDisgruntled checks
TheStudent3 bets $6
smr folds
vinhcalio calls $6
balthazarr calls $6
Mav125 has 15 seconds left to act
Mav125 folds
MegaDisgruntled folds
*** TURN *** [9d 2d 8d] [Kc]
balthazarr checks
TheStudent3 bets $24
vinhcalio has 15 seconds left to act
vinhcalio raises to $41.50, and is all in
balthazarr folds
TheStudent3 has 15 seconds left to act
TheStudent3 calls $17.50
vinhcalio shows [Ks 3d Kd Ts]
TheStudent3 shows [Jc Ad 5d 7h]
*** RIVER *** [9d 2d 8d Kc] [8s]
vinhcalio shows a full house, Kings full of Eights, for high
TheStudent3 shows a flush, Ace high, for high
vinhcalio wins the pot ($104) with a full house, Kings full of Eights
Jesusfreak has been disconnected
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $107 | Rake $3
Board: [9d 2d 8d Kc 8s]
Seat 1: vinhcalio (button) showed [Ks 3d Kd Ts] and won ($104) with HI: a full house, Kings full of Eights
Seat 2: balthazarr (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Mav125 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: MegaDisgruntled folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Robfish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: OzCanuck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Jesusfreak is sitting out
Seat 8: TheStudent3 showed [Jc Ad 5d 7h] and lost with HI: a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: smr folded on the Flop

As I Mentioned, It's called Full Shit Poker

Had nut high and low on turn with a flush draw and the river quartered me... typical Full Shit Poker



Full Tilt Poker Game #2860852917: Table GateauOrMort - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 19:26:50 ET - 2007/07/05
Seat 1: paulyman13 ($18.55)
Seat 3: Oxmox18 ($38.50)
Seat 4: noledog ($66.80)
Seat 6: shymdog ($45.10)
Seat 7: TheStudent3 ($101.65)
Seat 8: cf2276 ($93.55)
Seat 9: MKTILT ($57.20)
shymdog posts the small blind of $0.50
TheStudent3 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [3s 8h 6s 2d]
cf2276 has 15 seconds left to act
MKTILT stands up
cf2276 folds
MKTILT folds
paulyman13 calls $1
Oxmox18 calls $1
noledog calls $1
shymdog calls $0.50
TheStudent3 checks
*** FLOP *** [7s Ac 5s]
shymdog checks
TheStudent3 bets $4
paulyman13 calls $4
Oxmox18 folds
noledog calls $4
shymdog folds
*** TURN *** [7s Ac 5s] [4c]
TheStudent3 bets $17
paulyman13 folds
noledog raises to $61.80, and is all in
TheStudent3 calls $44.80
noledog shows [3c 7h 2c Jc]
TheStudent3 shows [3s 8h 6s 2d]
*** RIVER *** [7s Ac 5s 4c] [6c]
noledog shows a flush, Ace high, for high andnoledog shows 5,4,3,2,A, for low
TheStudent3 shows a straight, Eight high, for high andTheStudent3 shows 5,4,3,2,A, for low
noledog wins the high pot ($68.80) with a flush, Ace high
TheStudent3 ties for the low pot ($34.40) with 5,4,3,2,A
noledog ties for the low pot ($34.40) with 5,4,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $140.60 | Rake $3
Board: [7s Ac 5s 4c 6c]
Seat 1: paulyman13 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Oxmox18 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: noledog (button) showed [3c 7h 2c Jc] and won ($103.20) with HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 6: shymdog (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: TheStudent3 (big blind) showed [3s 8h 6s 2d] and won ($34.40) with HI: a straight, Eight high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 8: cf2276 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: MKTILT didn't bet (folded)

The Steal of the NBA Draft by the Blazers

Ok, by now you know that Greg Oden was the big #1 pick of the 2007 NBA Draft that shall revive BlazerMania, but damn, the steal of the draft has to be getting Rudy Fernandez from the Phoenix Suns!! This guy is unreal and instead of hearing my man Charles Barkley yelling Manu, he's gonna have to start yelling Rudy!! Ginobili, eat your heart out with this vid:

Final Table Alert

In the words of the great Bill Fillmaff, "Full Shit Poker" and it's Fantasy Freeroll Omaha High Event 33 that I'm final tablin' Come stop by if you are reading this and say hi!!

*** Update... finished in 4th... for $130

Fuck FTP

This says it all about my luck and Full Tilt Poker:

WTF was this Guy Thinking?!

(Betting pattern below imagery)



Full Tilt Poker Game #2682600315: Table Mariner Cove - $1/$2 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 13:54:52 ET - 2007/06/16
Seat 1: Love64 ($70.55)
Seat 2: TheStudent3 ($325.05)
Seat 3: maddog8 ($79.20), is sitting out
Seat 4: 702poker ($194.10)
Seat 5: Cubs1 ($58.45)
Seat 6: The Rep ($41.30)
Seat 7: nutznbolz ($86.80)
Seat 8: sinisterwayz ($72.30)
Seat 9: fourth_street1 ($99.25)
702poker posts the small blind of $1
Cubs1 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Js As Ah Kd]
The Rep calls $2
nutznbolz folds
sinisterwayz calls $2
fourth_street1 calls $2
Love64 folds
TheStudent3 calls $2
702poker folds
Cubs1 checks
*** FLOP *** [7s Kc Ts]
Cubs1 checks
The Rep checks
sinisterwayz checks
fourth_street1 checks
TheStudent3 bets $8
Cubs1 has 15 seconds left to act
Cubs1 folds
The Rep folds
sinisterwayz folds
fourth_street1 calls $8
*** TURN *** [7s Kc Ts] [8s]
fourth_street1 checks
TheStudent3 bets $27
fourth_street1 calls $27
*** RIVER *** [7s Kc Ts 8s] [5h]
fourth_street1 checks
TheStudent3 bets $63
fourth_street1 calls $62.25, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $0.75 returned to TheStudent3
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheStudent3 shows [Js As Ah Kd] a flush, Ace high, for high
fourth_street1 shows [3c Ac 7d 2h] a pair of Sevens, for high and 8,7,5,2,A, for low
TheStudent3 wins the high pot ($101.25) with a flush, Ace high
fourth_street1 wins the low pot ($101.25) with 8,7,5,2,A
702poker adds $6.90
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $205.50 | Rake $3
Board: [7s Kc Ts 8s 5h]
Seat 1: Love64 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: TheStudent3 (button) showed [Js As Ah Kd] and won ($101.25) with HI: a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: maddog8 is sitting out
Seat 4: 702poker (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Cubs1 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: The Rep folded on the Flop
Seat 7: nutznbolz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: sinisterwayz folded on the Flop
Seat 9: fourth_street1 showed [3c Ac 7d 2h] and won ($101.25) with HI: a pair of Sevens; LO: 8,7,5,2,A

Good Luck Phil!!

Tonight, Phil Hellmuth Jr. has a chance to make history as he has made a final table of the WSOP's Event # 15: $1500 NL Tourny Event and will be going for a record 11th bracelet... As my favorite poker player and for the poker community, I hope he takes it down (with maybe one or two bad beats here and there for some good TV) ;-D