Full Shit Poker: You never cease to piss me off!!

The title says it all... All this mo'fo had was a gutshot in which I had two of the jacks that he needed and what does Ray Bitar do...

Full Shit Poker Unlucky River Again

This is not that sick of a beat but this is like the hundredth time "ak47" has drawout on me... This guy was on tilt and was ready to go broke but like Lee Jones, Ray Bitar has to do something so the numbnuts can return...

"Bobby" to be on the Upcoming Surivivor

What happens when poker players take on reality TV...? Well, I don't know the answer to that question as I was awaiting for Phil Hellmuth to take on "Macho Man" Randy Savage in the steel cage on the next Surreal Life, but as it turns up now after scrolling the CBS Survivor site, bad-boy "Bobby" Jean-Robert Bellande will be one of the contestants in this fall's return of Survivor: China. Now Bobby is known for his quote, "Excellent laydown!" (One of my favs), but was it wise for Bobby to "laydown" poker to take on Survivor? I'll definitely be tuning into this season of the show to catch Bobby in China... For some proof, check out Jean-Robert's Survivor profile here.

Why Must my Card Hit After I fold

Thank you PokerRiverStars... Everyone draws out on me and when I make a great fold like this, you punish me...

PokerStars Game #11577089250: Tournament #57898632, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/08/19 - 16:26:28 (ET)
Table '57898632 2008' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Hadrian73 (11150 in chips)
Seat 2: Trey Phenix (5650 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: outehbzero (4615 in chips)
Seat 4: rlover (7250 in chips)
Seat 5: bigfella1975 (3980 in chips)
Seat 6: WPTunderdog (3610 in chips)
Seat 7: ct987654 (2040 in chips)
Seat 8: crxidnpainls (13375 in chips)
Seat 9: gsa1139 (2930 in chips)
bigfella1975: posts small blind 100
WPTunderdog: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPTunderdog [Qh Qs]
Trey Phenix is connected
Trey Phenix has returned
ct987654: folds
crxidnpainls: folds
gsa1139: folds
bigfella1975 said, "i only have 2 left"
Hadrian73: raises 200 to 400
Trey Phenix: calls 400
WPTunderdog said, "hehe"
outehbzero: calls 400
rlover: raises 800 to 1200
bigfella1975: folds
WPTunderdog: folds
Hadrian73: raises 9950 to 11150 and is all-in
Trey Phenix: folds
outehbzero: folds
rlover: calls 6050 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4d 7s]
*** TURN *** [Jd 4d 7s] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4d 7s Qc] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hadrian73: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
rlover: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Hadrian73 collected 15600 from pot
matlisa is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15600 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 4d 7s Qc 7c]
Seat 1: Hadrian73 showed [As Ah] and won (15600) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: Trey Phenix folded before Flop
Seat 3: outehbzero folded before Flop
Seat 4: rlover (button) showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 5: bigfella1975 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: WPTunderdog (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ct987654 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: crxidnpainls folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: gsa1139 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Fuck Full Shit Poker!!

Why Ray Why?! He stacks off on the flop with middle pair, gut shot str8 and weak backdoor flush with no low?



Full Tilt Poker Game #3264425649: Table Kokoma (6 max) - $1/$2 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 21:16:14 ET - 2007/08/15
Seat 1: TheStudent3 ($194)
Seat 2: Mr Vega ($198)
Seat 3: imallin93 ($60.70)
Seat 4: Galeforce12 ($168.50)
Seat 5: The Pipe ($158)
Seat 6: corsa180 ($194.15)
The Pipe posts the small blind of $1
corsa180 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [9c Js Qc Jh]
TheStudent3 calls $2
Mr Vega calls $2
imallin93 calls $2
Galeforce12 calls $2
The Pipe raises to $10
corsa180 calls $8
TheStudent3 calls $8
Mr Vega calls $8
imallin93 calls $8
Galeforce12 folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 2d Jc]
The Pipe checks
corsa180 checks
TheStudent3 bets $52
Mr Vega folds
imallin93 calls $50.70, and is all in
The Pipe folds
corsa180 folds
TheStudent3 shows [9c Js Qc Jh]
imallin93 shows [7s Td 8s 7d]
corsa180 is sitting out
Uncalled bet of $1.30 returned to TheStudent3
*** TURN *** [Th 2d Jc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Th 2d Jc Qd] [8d]
TheStudent3 shows a straight, Queen high, for high
imallin93 shows a flush, Queen high, for high
imallin93 wins the pot ($150.40) with a flush, Queen high
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $153.40 | Rake $3
Board: [Th 2d Jc Qd 8d]
Seat 1: TheStudent3 showed [9c Js Qc Jh] and lost with HI: a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: Mr Vega folded on the Flop
Seat 3: imallin93 showed [7s Td 8s 7d] and won ($150.40) with HI: a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: Galeforce12 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: The Pipe (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: corsa180 (big blind) folded on the Flop

What a Cooler

Short-handed Omaha H/L, my opponent has A-A-x-x while I have the A-K-K-x where the flop comes A-K-2 with 2 diamonds... It appears to be a great flop short-handed... I figure my opponent to have either the typical A-2 or flush draw, or even a 3-4 low draw... My opponent must have the 2 case Aces to beat me... I don't have enough notes on the guy but normally, the case is that these guys don't hold A-A (probably could have gotten away from it at a full table) but FTP has to dish out another ugly situation for me...

Full Shit River

Fucking Full Tilt Poker aka FullShitPoker cooler here... We get it all in on the turn, I have 2 pair and the nut low and a gut shot wheel draw (5 ball needed: river pocket)... I surprised he had a set of 7s (put him on an A-A-x-x or an A-2-x-x) but none the less I am guaranteed the low as long as an Ace or a deuce comes off (He has 2 aces in the whole I have one, so one ace as an out and I have a deuce so 3 outs or less pending if anyone else had a deuce and no more that 4 outs to counterfeit), but of course, I think you know what happened on the river: the FTP aka FSP fucking river counterfeit!!