Sergio Wanting to Be Traded... Say It Ain't So!!

Down with Coach McMuffin' and his stubborn and retarded tactics!!



A nice piece by Jason Quick of the Oregonian and apparently, Blazer fans responding to Mr. Quick's work also disagree with Nate's decision of underusing Sergio (What a surprise. Kevin Pritchard, I love what you've done with the team, but dammit!! You have to remove McMuffin'. Look at the potential of this team and realize if anyone can f*** this up, it it Nate).

Other than Rudy Fernandez, Sergio Rodriguez is the most flashy, razzle-dazzle player on the team. Oh, and the fact that when Sergio and Rudy play together, we get some wicked alley-opp reverse layups and dunks. Sure, Sergio is turnover prone, but usually when he is in on offense, he is the major reason why we get open shots, more points in the paint, and of course the flare spectacular passes of the Spain sensation.

Other than Brandon Roy's 1.9 seconds of the Houston OT, Roy has been less than the All-Star form he was last year. Could it be because he is playing out of position more at the Three (aka small forward) or PG?

Steve Blake at PG?? Sure he'd make a great backup. I don't even know why Steve resigned with Portland in the first place. He was the backup/3rd PG under McMuffin' originally but now you want to start and play Blake 30+ minutes?! We are going nowhere with Blake (or Nate for that matter).

Ideally, I'd love for Sergio to start and Jerryd Bayless to backup. Kevin Pritchard has three months to make the anticipating blockbuster deal that Blazer Nation pondering about. Make the right one KP!! Right now, I wish the league was allowed to trade coaches... Again, I've said it before, McMuffin' for D'Antoni!! You see how much better the New York Knicks are this season?!

Coach Nate McMuffin': Mark my words and kiss my @$$! If Sergio Rodriguez is traded because of your bullheaded, two-cent incompetent brain of underusing him every game, I guarantee you'll regret it and he will be the next Jose Calderon!!

Batum with the Kaboom!!

I didn't have the stomach to comment about the Laker game, but this game vs. the Spurs was definitely a nice treat on Halloween. And again, it supported my theory to start anyone but Zach Randolph Jr. (aka Travis Outlaw) in the starting lineup.My quote/status on facebook before the Laker game:

Joey is WTF Coach McMuffin'?! your gonna start Zach Randolph Jr aka Outlaw over a team player in Batum?! Sportsbook it now ppl, Lakers will cover! 4:14pm
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Any what was Nate thinking not evening play Nicolas Batum in the Laker game until the final 3 minutes of that game?!

I have to be thinking that Nate then listens to the local sports radio show (95.5 The Game) in which many people call or answer in poll question that they'd like to have Batum or Rudy as the starter instead of Outlaw... BUT what does McMuffin do again last night... that's right, he starts Outlaw. But with this probably in his mind, he gives Batum a chance and hotdamn, this kid Batum is GOOD!! Long length, stifling defense, team player that shares the ball, strong attacks to the hoops and range from long distance!! This Frenchman did it all last night!!

And Coach McMuffin will look like a genius for playing him last night BUT here is something that will get overlooked because the Blazers won... It looked like the only thing scary about the Spurs was Greg Popovich's creepy, white beard when the Blazers had built a 12 point lead or so in the 4th quarter but when it got cut to 8 or so, Nate subs Batum and puts back in ball hog Travis Outlaw... WTF McMuffin?! And from there on, the Spurs go on a hellacious run with Tony Parker having his way with Steve Blake (WTF was Blake doing in there? Every play, Parker penetrated him for a layup or a dishout to an open three point swingman. Remember Batum's defense on him before the end of the 1st half Nate... I guess not)... So the lead now becomes a range of "down 1 to up one" and when Nate finally realizes Batum (or probably Dean Denompolis, the assistant coach), he puts back Batum in the final 35 seconds or so of the game...

It ended well last night, but people please... See through this Nate McMuffin garbage!! And remember how he declined his extension which you thought was a terrible enigma... It's not. REMEMBER, this guy bolted from Seattle FOR THE MONEY to come to Portland and REMEMBER, this guy really only had ONE winning season of coaching which was the last year of his Seattle tenure and has done anything since (last year was the players).

Flushed Out

Flopped a set of Aces and get runner-runnered flushed out... Thanks again FTP...

Full Shit Does it Again

Worst hand goes in preflop and sucks out again, other wise I get a triple up...

Full Tilt Poker Game #8636439161: Table Obispo (6 max) - $1/$2 - $60 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 10:23:32 ET - 2008/10/24
Seat 1: Coin No1 ($238.45)
Seat 2: princety1 ($126.90)
Seat 3: TheStudent3 ($104)
Seat 4: Ferstef ($129.20)
Seat 5: pokerchrisbrown ($135.95)
Seat 6: polo21370 ($97)
pokerchrisbrown posts the small blind of $1
polo21370 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Qs Qd]
Coin No1 raises to $7
princety1 calls $7
TheStudent3 raises to $35
Ferstef folds
pokerchrisbrown has 15 seconds left to act
pokerchrisbrown raises to $60, and is capped
polo21370 folds
Coin No1 calls $53, and is capped
princety1 folds
TheStudent3 calls $25, and is capped
pokerchrisbrown shows [Th Ts]
Coin No1 shows [Ac Kd]
TheStudent3 shows [Qs Qd]
*** FLOP *** [9d 8h Qc]
*** TURN *** [9d 8h Qc] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [9d 8h Qc Js] [6h]
pokerchrisbrown shows a straight, Queen high
Coin No1 shows Ace King high
TheStudent3 shows three of a kind, Queens
pokerchrisbrown wins the pot ($186) with a straight, Queen high
Coin No1 adds $21.55
pokerchrisbrown is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $189 | Rake $3
Board: [9d 8h Qc Js 6h]
Seat 1: Coin No1 showed [Ac Kd] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: princety1 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: TheStudent3 showed [Qs Qd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 4: Ferstef (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: pokerchrisbrown (small blind) showed [Th Ts] and won ($186) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 6: polo21370 (big blind) folded before the Flop

The Celtics Cut Darius Miles!!

The title says it all as the C's kicked Miles to the curb and our cap space is spared... for now... Thanks again to Danny Ainge for taking out our garbage (cough-cough Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff)... I guess he realized he didn't want the jinx and plague that is known as Darius Miles like the Blazers, Cavaliers, and Clippers once did (he still has failed to make a single playoff with any team)... So I guess that's why we didn't make the playoffs the past 3 seasons and now were "D-Miles" away from Darius Miles!!

Why Oh Why Did I Try My Luck at Cash Games Again...

Enough said... My second hand sitting down... I had previous notes on the "villain" on this hand were "yum-yum" donkey but the result is another hand not holding up...

Full Tilt Poker Game #8525987716: Table Miracle (6 max) - $1/$2 - $60 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 2:35:05 ET - 2008/10/17
Seat 1: TheStudent3 ($131.70)
Seat 2: Tarkshya ($527.45)
Seat 3: Pressure_Po1nts ($141.95)
Seat 4: Gelone ($95.10)
Seat 5: orangenblack1 ($173.15)
Seat 6: Mac the Bear ($376.35)
TheStudent3 posts the small blind of $1
Tarkshya posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Jd Jc]
Pressure_Po1nts raises to $6
Gelone folds
orangenblack1 folds
Mac the Bear calls $6
TheStudent3 calls $5
Tarkshya calls $4
*** FLOP *** [9c 3h 5h]
TheStudent3 checks
Tarkshya checks
Pressure_Po1nts checks
Mac the Bear bets $20
TheStudent3 raises to $54, and is capped
Tarkshya folds
Pressure_Po1nts folds
Mac the Bear calls $34, and is capped
TheStudent3 shows [Jd Jc]
Mac the Bear shows [9s 7c]
*** TURN *** [9c 3h 5h] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [9c 3h 5h 7d] [Tc]
TheStudent3 shows a pair of Jacks
Mac the Bear shows two pair, Nines and Sevens
Mac the Bear wins the pot ($129) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $132 | Rake $3
Board: [9c 3h 5h 7d Tc]
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (small blind) showed [Jd Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: Tarkshya (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Pressure_Po1nts folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Gelone didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: orangenblack1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Mac the Bear (button) showed [9s 7c] and won ($129) with two pair, Nines and Sevens

Get in My Belly!!!

Curteousy of Basketbawful, the Houston Rockets' mascots (what happened to Turbo Man?) has a "fetish" for devouring cheerleaders:

Preseason Opener: RudyMania!!! Oh Yeah!!

The basketball world was anticipating the long awaited debut of Greg Oden, but I was even more antsy for one RUUUUUUUUUDDDYYY Fernandez!! (Rudy was drafted 2 years ago, but choose to stay in Spain one more year and you could say, it was very beneficial), especially after Rudy's phenomenal performance against the U.S. during the Gold Medal match.


Although Rudy only had a mere 6 points and 5 assists, he was the spark-plug and the catalyst for the team last night vs. the Kings. It seemed like everything he did should have made SportsCenter's Top 10 Highlights itself!! Don't believe me... Check the highlights here.

Also, I am glad Sergio got some good PT. His shots were going down and was able to manage a great assist to turnover ration (7-2). He was flashy with the ally-opps to Rudy (see highlight link above) and drained the majority of his shots, esp. the long ball.

All I have to say from this is I hope Nate uses a Sergio-Rudy combo when the regular season comes around...

RudyMania!!

A nice article about the arrival of Spanish basketball great Rudy Fernandez to Portland and what it could mean to the team.

I agree that he is (younger) "the second-coming" of Manu Ginobili (said this a few times before) and that although Kevin Pritchard and Blazer Nation are strong believers in him, Nate isn't 100% behind Rudy... Just interviewed by radio station 95.5 The Game, when asked about his role by John Conzano, he said that he'd let decide on that. If Nate learned anything at the Olympics is that Rudy is ready (and Martell Webster is not)! How many times will Webster be an Olympian or go against the likes of Kobe and LeBron and have monster games like Rudy did...

Video of Rudy's arrival to Portland:

Rudy Fernandez

Case Ace to Case King: Finally a Good "Turn" of an Event

Well, typical soft play at the Full Tilt SnG games and this one was no exception almost putting me on "full tilt". We get it all in PF and I'm up against A-3, A-Q, and A-K, and I have K-K. Insane how this hand ended up and only thing more dramatic would have been if it came on the river...

Rivered by the Whore

This guy "Diktator1" was a strange player. I made a note of him from earlier in the tourny that with blinds 80-160, he was 2nd to act and raised all-in for about a little over 1200 with A-A and got called by somebody with nines. And you know what, when he paused and did this over raise w/the relative small blinds on the 1st hand of heads-up play, I actually put him on a big hand, AQ, QQ, JJ, TT, and low and behold, he had the Q-Q. My King had to hit 1st to add more insult to injury and thus, a sick beat...

Full Tilt Poker Game #8165253916: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (62113434), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:02:57 ET - 2008/09/21
Seat 5: Diktator1 (7,995)
Seat 8: TheStudent3 (5,505)
Diktator1 posts the small blind of 200
TheStudent3 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Kd Ad]
Diktator1 has 15 seconds left to act
Diktator1 raises to 7,995, and is all in
TheStudent3 calls 5,105, and is all in
Diktator1 shows [Qd Qc]
TheStudent3 shows [Kd Ad]
Uncalled bet of 2,490 returned to Diktator1
*** FLOP *** [3c Ks 6s]
*** TURN *** [3c Ks 6s] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [3c Ks 6s Ts] [Qs]
Diktator1 shows three of a kind, Queens
TheStudent3 shows a pair of Kings
Diktator1 wins the pot (11,010) with three of a kind, Queens
TheStudent3 stands up
Diktator1 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,010 | Rake 0
Board: [3c Ks 6s Ts Qs]
Seat 5: Diktator1 (small blind) showed [Qd Qc] and won (11,010) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 8: TheStudent3 (big blind) showed [Kd Ad] and lost with a pair of Kings

Full Shit River

I win this hand and I probably cakewalk to 1st and $99 but FullShit strikes again...

Full Tilt Poker Game #8036536186: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (61119692), Table 1 - 400/800 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:40:08 ET - 2008/09/11
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (5,460)
Seat 3: censnow82 (3,100)
Seat 5: IrationJD (4,940)
IrationJD posts the small blind of 400
TheStudent3 posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [As Ah]
censnow82 raises to 3,100, and is all in
IrationJD folds
TheStudent3 calls 2,300
censnow82 shows [9c Jc]
TheStudent3 shows [As Ah]
*** FLOP *** [Th Kh 6c]
*** TURN *** [Th Kh 6c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Th Kh 6c Qd] [Ad]
censnow82 shows a straight, Ace high
TheStudent3 shows three of a kind, Aces
censnow82 wins the pot (6,600) with a straight, Ace high
The blinds are now 500/1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,600 | Rake 0
Board: [Th Kh 6c Qd Ad]
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (big blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: censnow82 (button) showed [9c Jc] and won (6,600) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 5: IrationJD (small blind) folded before the Flop

This Week in Rage aka Gold Medal Madness: Olympics Addition

Don't get me wrong from the title. I love the Summer Olympics and the 29th Olympia from Beijing didn't disappoint. A plethora of standouts from Michael Phelps' 8 gold medals, to the insane speed of Usain "Lightning" Bolt, to men's volleyball success (3gold and 1 silver), to the "redemption" of the US Men's b-ball team (Oh, BTW, future Blazer Rudy Fernandez definitely proved that he is no fluke and should be the future starting SF or SG for the Blazers), to Nastia Luiken's all around gold in gymnastics and Shawn Johnson's gold on the beam, and of course, Bela Karolyi going on a rant about the Chinese gymnist being underage and being overscored to the US, I could go on and on...

However, there are still some things that I am perplexed by at the Olmpics and thought I'd give my Adam Carolla attempt to (try to) complain about some of the things that you probably wouldn't ever think about complaining.



* Men receiving flowers to go along with their medal (from another man)

If competing in diving or gymnastics is considered "feminine" (Although I don't think that), then what do you call the gentlemen that present flowers to the men that win a medal? I mean seriously, all you really need is the medal. Right after the medal presentations and photos from the swimming events that I saw Michael Phelps dominate, he would either throw his flowers into the stands or give them to his mom or one of his sisters. Also, post medal ceremonies... I don't ever recall seeing anybody keeping the Goddam flowers to showcase! You know how some athletes like to bite on their medals... Well, instead of giving out the flowers, how about them something else to bite on like food, especially after a marathon or decatholon event!!



* Removal of Perfect 10 score in Gymnastics along with no gold medal ties (and questionable judging favoring China's underaged athletes)



The removal of the Perfect 10 score was chaotic and perplexing enough adding more conflict to the Gymnastics portion of the Olympics to go along with the unfair scoring toward the US and favoritism toward China. All around women's gymnist Gold medalist Nastia Liuken probably was screwed out of 2 other gold medals (Yes, her beam performance was better than Shawn Johnson), most noticable, the uneven bar (her best event). Not only was she unfairly underscored, but fellow 12-year-old Chinawoman named "He" of all things, was overscored after a so-so landing in which it was equivalent to Luiken's socre but becasue of this bull shit tie breaker, Luiken would receive the silver lining and "He" the tainted gold.



What wrong is there in not awarding two gold medals here or going into a Goddam sudden death?! In a sport where there are no ties like basketball, tennis, or soccer, there are overtime periods until there is a winner. But in swimming or running, there are medal ties for the unoccassionl ties. What the F is up with this idea of no tie or no tie breaker?! The committee that came up with this preposterous theory can eat my shorts and kiss my ass!!

On a sidenote, a great thing coming out of this was more "Belavision" with Bela Karoyli and his classic rants on the "underaged" Chinese gymnist and the "generous" scoring for the Chinese and unfavorable scores toward the US.



Sidenote: his cheerleading from watching Nastia Liuken was classic and so was Bob Costas' face of fear of a crazy gymnist coach. More Bela Karolyi, less Tim Dagget...

* Athletes eating at McDonalds everyday or eating like Sumos and having 8-pack-stomachs

I know Michael Phelps and other swimmers along with the US Men's b-ball team didn't want to touch the Chinese delacacies for the two weeks they were there... Well, first off, when I go out of state/vacation, the last thing I want to do is eat at a local fast food place let alone Mickey-Ds. I am also not a big fan of eating the same thing over for numerous days, although you can't go wrong with the Egg-McMuffin for breakfast! But listen, how is the Olympian experience a real experience eating at McDonalds everyday? That could be a person's experience here in the states that will have his or her arteries clogged by age 40. Grab a squid, chicken feat, scorpion, something that you'll remember goddammit - thank you

Feel free to leave your comments and vote for the gold medal rant of the three!!

Three Outer that Could Have Cost Me $5K+

Full Tilt Poker Game #7785042618: $22,500 FR (58662474), Table 26 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:12:45 ET - 2008/08/24
Seat 1: andr3w321 (63,202)
Seat 3: justagrtgal (16,366)
Seat 4: TheStudent3 (21,460)
Seat 5: Shane215 (20,046)
Seat 6: IronWheels (12,714)
Seat 7: JspinSwell (38,765)
Seat 9: FoxeyRoxy (41,476)
andr3w321 antes 200
justagrtgal antes 200
TheStudent3 antes 200
Shane215 antes 200
IronWheels antes 200
JspinSwell antes 200
FoxeyRoxy antes 200
FoxeyRoxy posts the small blind of 800
andr3w321 posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Qs As]
likenoelse sits down
likenoelse adds 26,173
Skesis sits down
Skesis adds 38,492
justagrtgal raises to 16,166, and is all in
likenoelse is feeling happy
TheStudent3 raises to 21,260, and is all in
Shane215 folds
IronWheels folds
JspinSwell folds
FoxeyRoxy folds
andr3w321 has 15 seconds left to act
andr3w321 folds
TheStudent3 shows [Qs As]
justagrtgal shows [Ad 6h]
IronWheels: u got beetchslapped dude
Shane215: well, you're chirping about it.
Uncalled bet of 5,094 returned to TheStudent3
*** FLOP *** [Ah Kd 6c]
Shane215: lmao
*** TURN *** [Ah Kd 6c] [2d]
IronWheels: lol
*** RIVER *** [Ah Kd 6c 2d] [5d]
TheStudent3 shows a pair of Aces
justagrtgal shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
justagrtgal wins the pot (36,132) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 36,132 | Rake 0
Board: [Ah Kd 6c 2d 5d]
Seat 1: andr3w321 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: justagrtgal showed [Ad 6h] and won (36,132) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 4: TheStudent3 showed [Qs As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Shane215 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: IronWheels folded before the Flop
Seat 7: JspinSwell (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: FoxeyRoxy (small blind) folded before the Flop

Donkalicious, but My Fucking Luck

PokerStars Game #19668296772: Tournament #102543851, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/08/16 - 18:02:14 (ET)
Table '102543851 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: WPTunderdog (1470 in chips)
Seat 2: chungwen73 (3025 in chips)
Seat 3: slothmoney81 (3505 in chips)
Seat 5: karen623 (1095 in chips)
Seat 6: Rosssi52 (1230 in chips)
Seat 7: CincyKid1111 (1510 in chips)
Seat 8: barshopper (1665 in chips)
slothmoney81: posts small blind 50
karen623: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPTunderdog [Js Jc]
Rosssi52: calls 100
CincyKid1111: calls 100
barshopper: folds
WPTunderdog: raises 600 to 700
chungwen73: folds
slothmoney81: folds
karen623: folds
Rosssi52: raises 530 to 1230 and is all-in
CincyKid1111: folds
WPTunderdog: calls 530
*** FLOP *** [2s 5c 9h]
*** TURN *** [2s 5c 9h] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [2s 5c 9h Jh] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rosssi52: shows [8h Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
WPTunderdog: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Rosssi52 collected 2710 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2710 | Rake 0
Board [2s 5c 9h Jh Ah]
Seat 1: WPTunderdog showed [Js Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: chungwen73 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: slothmoney81 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: karen623 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Rosssi52 showed [8h Kh] and won (2710) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: CincyKid1111 folded before Flop
Seat 8: barshopper folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Typical PokerStars

Calling a raise w/K3 high and no draw and drawing to 2 outs... Thanks for another bad beat

PokerStars Game #19584469595: Tournament #101885394, $11.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2008/08/13 - 10:29:37 (ET)
Table '101885394 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Mainz05erin (1190 in chips)
Seat 2: WPTunderdog (1810 in chips)
WPTunderdog: posts small blind 50
Mainz05erin: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPTunderdog [8h Kh]
WPTunderdog: calls 50
Mainz05erin: raises 200 to 300
WPTunderdog: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [2h 9h 6d]
Mainz05erin: bets 400
WPTunderdog: raises 1110 to 1510 and is all-in
Mainz05erin: calls 490 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (620) returned to WPTunderdog
*** TURN *** [2h 9h 6d] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [2h 9h 6d 3d] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mainz05erin: shows [3c Ks] (a pair of Threes)
WPTunderdog: shows [8h Kh] (high card King)
Mainz05erin collected 2380 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2380 | Rake 0
Board [2h 9h 6d 3d Ts]
Seat 1: Mainz05erin (big blind) showed [3c Ks] and won (2380) with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: WPTunderdog (button) (small blind) showed [8h Kh] and lost with high card King

Another One

PokerStars Game #19516246600: Tournament #101341053, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/08/10 - 17:03:35 (ET)
Table '101341053 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: WPTunderdog (2820 in chips)
Seat 4: NielsAces (3575 in chips)
Seat 5: Mr.RCBD (3510 in chips)
Seat 9: snakee (3595 in chips)
WPTunderdog: posts the ante 25
NielsAces: posts the ante 25
Mr.RCBD: posts the ante 25
snakee: posts the ante 25
snakee: posts small blind 200
WPTunderdog: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPTunderdog [Kd Ks]
NielsAces: folds
Mr.RCBD: folds
snakee: raises 3170 to 3570 and is all-in
WPTunderdog: calls 2395 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (775) returned to snakee
Mr.RCBD said, "german f... style"
*** FLOP *** [2s 9c 5c]
*** TURN *** [2s 9c 5c] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [2s 9c 5c 6d] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
snakee: shows [9d 7s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
WPTunderdog: shows [Kd Ks] (a pair of Kings)
snakee collected 5690 from pot
NielsAces said, "mr. rcbd u think ur a robot? u play like it anyway"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5690 | Rake 0
Board [2s 9c 5c 6d 8c]
Seat 2: WPTunderdog (big blind) showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: NielsAces folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Mr.RCBD (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: snakee (small blind) showed [9d 7s] and won (5690) with a straight, Five to Nine

2nd Hand Cooler on Stars: Again Rewards Donkey Play

PokerStars Game #19428553020: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/08/07 - 09:44:11 (ET)
Table 'Dorothea II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: WPTunderdog ($100.50 in chips)
Seat 2: sicvgol ($27.90 in chips)
Seat 3: mlmallia ($32.20 in chips)
Seat 4: dolbi26 ($16.60 in chips)
Seat 5: TJShaf ($60 in chips)
Seat 6: Crazeology ($103.60 in chips)
WPTunderdog: posts small blind $0.50
sicvgol: posts big blind $1
TJShaf: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WPTunderdog [Qc Qh]
mlmallia: calls $1
dolbi26: calls $1
TJShaf: checks
Crazeology: folds
WPTunderdog: raises $6 to $7
sicvgol: folds
mlmallia: calls $6
dolbi26: raises $9.60 to $16.60 and is all-in
TJShaf: folds
WPTunderdog: raises $83.90 to $100.50 and is all-in
mlmallia: calls $25.20 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($68.30) returned to WPTunderdog
*** FLOP *** [2h Ac 9s]
*** TURN *** [2h Ac 9s] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [2h Ac 9s Kh] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WPTunderdog: shows [Qc Qh] (a pair of Queens)
mlmallia: shows [2d Ad] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
mlmallia collected $30.75 from side pot
dolbi26: shows [6h Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
dolbi26 collected $49.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $83 Main pot $49.25. Side pot $30.75. | Rake $3
Board [2h Ac 9s Kh 6d]
Seat 1: WPTunderdog (small blind) showed [Qc Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: sicvgol (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mlmallia showed [2d Ad] and won ($30.75) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 4: dolbi26 showed [6h Ah] and won ($49.25) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 5: TJShaf folded before Flop
Seat 6: Crazeology (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Another FullShit Beat by Another...

This site doesn't deserve my support or rake... and it won't get another penny from me tonight... or tomorrow... until I feel like it... You get a 2 day suspension from me for continous beats.... Here are the last 2 that burst my bubble

Full Tilt Poker Game #7143652370: Table Reese (6 max) - $1/$2 - $60 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 22:26:32 ET - 2008/07/08
Seat 1: dfk928 ($144)
Seat 2: portland ($120.80)
Seat 3: TheStudent3 ($198)
Seat 4: Pressure_Po1nts ($61.75)
Seat 5: godnvenus ($124.50)
Seat 6: VZAMAZKE ($81)
dfk928 posts the small blind of $1
portland posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Ad Qh]
TheStudent3 raises to $6
Pressure_Po1nts folds
godnvenus folds
VZAMAZKE folds
dfk928 calls $5
portland calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Qc 9c 4d]
dfk928 checks
portland checks
TheStudent3 bets $18
dfk928 folds
portland raises to $54, and is capped
TheStudent3 calls $36, and is capped
portland shows [Kc Qd]
TheStudent3 shows [Ad Qh]
*** TURN *** [Qc 9c 4d] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 9c 4d Kh] [8c]
portland shows two pair, Kings and Queens
TheStudent3 shows a pair of Queens
portland wins the pot ($123) with two pair, Kings and Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $126 | Rake $3
Board: [Qc 9c 4d Kh 8c]
Seat 1: dfk928 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: portland (big blind) showed [Kc Qd] and won ($123) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 3: TheStudent3 showed [Ad Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: Pressure_Po1nts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: godnvenus didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: VZAMAZKE (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #7143747479: Table Norlen (6 max) - $1/$2 - $60 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 22:33:38 ET - 2008/07/08
Seat 1: TheStudent3 ($193.10)
Seat 2: Pauliwalnuts ($126.95)
Seat 4: VZAMAZKE ($72.60)
Seat 5: StockMan92 ($120)
Seat 6: Pressure_Po1nts ($174.90)
TheStudent3 posts the small blind of $1
Pauliwalnuts posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [Ks Kh]
simres adds $82.35
VZAMAZKE folds
StockMan92 folds
Pressure_Po1nts raises to $7
TheStudent3 raises to $23
Pauliwalnuts has 15 seconds left to act
Pauliwalnuts folds
Pressure_Po1nts raises to $60, and is capped
TheStudent3 calls $37, and is capped
Pressure_Po1nts shows [As Kc]
TheStudent3 shows [Ks Kh]
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3s 8h]
*** TURN *** [Ad 3s 8h] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3s 8h 2d] [Qd]
Pressure_Po1nts shows a pair of Aces
TheStudent3 shows a pair of Kings
Pressure_Po1nts wins the pot ($119) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $122 | Rake $3
Board: [Ad 3s 8h 2d Qd]
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (small blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Pauliwalnuts (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: VZAMAZKE didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: StockMan92 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Pressure_Po1nts (button) showed [As Kc] and won ($119) with a pair of Aces

Full Shit River in Effect on the 4th

Full Tilt Poker Game #7083111828: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (53845951), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:45:54 ET - 2008/07/04
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (4,125)
Seat 3: buccas (2,050)
Seat 4: cazzuto (2,065)
Seat 6: Royal_St_Flush (760)
Royal_St_Flush posts the small blind of 50
TheStudent3 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheStudent3 [9s 9c]
buccas raises to 250
cazzuto folds
Royal_St_Flush folds
TheStudent3 calls 150
*** FLOP *** [2d 8c 2s]
TheStudent3 checks
buccas bets 400
TheStudent3 raises to 2,000
buccas calls 1,400, and is all in
TheStudent3 shows [9s 9c]
buccas shows [8h As]
Uncalled bet of 200 returned to TheStudent3
*** TURN *** [2d 8c 2s] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [2d 8c 2s 2c] [8d]
TheStudent3 shows a full house, Twos full of Nines
buccas shows a full house, Eights full of Twos
buccas wins the pot (4,150) with a full house, Eights full of Twos
The blinds are now 60/120
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,150 | Rake 0
Board: [2d 8c 2s 2c 8d]
Seat 1: TheStudent3 (big blind) showed [9s 9c] and lost with a full house, Twos full of Nines
Seat 3: buccas showed [8h As] and won (4,150) with a full house, Eights full of Twos
Seat 4: cazzuto (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Royal_St_Flush (small blind) folded before the Flop